​​DC STATE PLAYERS​
Theatre for the people,
by the people
Upcoming Shows!! 2013-2014 Season!!!
2013 has already brought us an opportunity to share with the community 12 ingenious productions! But, we are currently pulling together all of our resources for the epic telling of Agamemnon at the Capital Fringe Festival in July. Below are just some of the plays to come and some which has already passed. Hope to you at all of them!!!
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Box office information will be provided at a later date.
Nothing On
By Anonymous
Directed by Tonee Bollocks
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The DC State Players are getting down and dirty for this raunchy sex-comedy! Parents, lock up your kids, because this is gonna be one heck of a night! You could also call a baby-sitter or bring them to the show (we have on-site child care for the cost of a ticket (our way of saying thank you)).
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Performances
Monday through Sunday at 7:30 and 8:30pm
No matinees (too raunchy)
July 27 - September 11
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Location
TBD (someplace raunchy)
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Carrie the Musical
Adapted by Gabriel Sweetbottom
Directed by Tonee Bollocks

This horror-classic is finally coming to the stage in a brand new musical by Gabriel Sweetbottom! Relive the fear and feel the pig-blood, in the blood-curdling, vomit-inducing, horrifying CARRIE!
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Performances
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at MIDNIGHT
Matinees on Saturday at 1:30pm
August 3 - September 10
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Location
Lubricated Playhouse
4386 Bradshaw Ln. NW
Washington, DC 20012
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Peter and the Starpitcher
Adapted by Gabriel Sweetbottom and Tonee Bollocks
Directed by Tonee Bollocks
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"'Cause catching is for pussies."--Tonee Bollocks
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Performances
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday nights at 9:00pm
July 29-August 30, 2013
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Location
In the parking lot behind the KFC/Taco Bell
220 Riggs Rd NE
Washington, DC 20011
Incredibly Loud and Far Too Close
Adapted by Ashley San
Directed by Tonee Bollocks
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This one-woman adapted play, written by and starring Ashley San, examines the life of Oskrette after her father dies in the horrific plane crash made famous by the movie "Flight." One year after his death, Oskrette finds a door knob in her father's closet and begins a quest around Orlando to find which door it belongs to.
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*Audience Note: The first six rows are the "splash-zone." Bring a poncho or get ready to be wet!!
*Audience Note 2: The actor may invade your personal space and scream at you
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Performances
Matinees on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at 1:30pm
August 11 - September 11
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Location:
The Yards Park
3rd and Water Street SE
Washington, DC 20003
Gypsy: A Musical Fable
Written by Steven Sonheim
Adapted by Ally "Tokyo Rose" Jenkins
Directed by Tonee Bollocks
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This classic 1962 film is finally being brought to the stage for the very first time in this romping good time musical starring actual Romanian Gypsies!!! Come for the music, but stay for the dynamic relationship between June and Rose!
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(We're having trouble locating any Romanian Gypsies to be in this production. If you have any knowledge as to their whereabouts, please contact us at dcstateplayer@gmail.com. Thank you)
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Performances
Will be immediately announced after we find our actors
Tentatively December
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Location:
Wherever the actors we find will be located
Tentatively Southeast Washington, DC
Roller Disco Hamlet
Choreographed by Lily Kerrigan
Directed by Tonee Bollocks
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"To boogie or not to boogie, that is the question."
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TO BOOGIE, OF COURSE!!! At long last, Kenneth Branagh's revered tragedy is interpreteted through the majestic art of roller disco in this fun-for-the-family romp!
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Performances
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday evenings at disc-o'clock (8:00pm)
Matinee performances on Thursdays and Fridays at jive-o'clock (2:00pm)
August 15 - September 21
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Location
The Verizon Center's loading dock
601 F Street NW
Washington, DC 20004
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Written by Gabriel Sweetbottom
Directed by Tonee Bollocks
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He certainly wasn't the first Ginger to enter the world of baseball, but he was the first important one. This work examines the life of Mark McGwire in all of it's greatness. From his birth somewhere in Ireland, through his childhood somewhere in Ireland, his importation into the greatest country on earth (America), his acsension through the the major leagues from Ginger bat boy to Ginger ball striker, false accusations of his steroid use and it's effect on his already fiery personal life, and finally his death due to skin cancer.
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Performances
Monday, Wednesday, Friday evenings at 4:00pm
Saturday and Sunday Matinees at 8:00am
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Location
The baseball field approximately 9 minutes 35 seconds walking distance southeast of the Branch Avenue Metro Station on the Green Line
CANCELLED DUE TO RAUNCHYNESS
CANCELLED DUE TO MONETARY CONCERNS
CANCELLED CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT
CANCELLED FOR EMOTIONAL REASONS
CANCELLED FOR EMPLOYMENT OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
CANCELLED DUE TO ACTOR FATALITIES
CANCELLED OVER LAWSUIT
